Finance Entertainment: Viral TikTok Examples

You're still wearing your engagement ring, huh? Yeah. Yeah? I'm gonna give it back to him. Do you want it now? Sure. Here. Thank you. That's a bitcoin.

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day by day and night by night I feel

Already gave you the time and the place So don't be shy

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We were doing a vlog with David Dobrik last night, and I just wanted to gamble $10,000, and I accidentally blacked out, and I borrowed $150,000 from the casino. I have $33,000 in my account. This is debt to the car, $68,000, so I don't have enough money to pay back the casino. If we hit for that million, I'll give Steve all of it other than my $150,000.

30 minutes for $7,000? I just got my hospital bill back for how much it costs for me to have Landon, and I'm going to have my husband blind react to all the prices of these things. The non-stress test, that was $1,400. I don't even remember what that was. To make sure the baby's okay. Oh, did you follow? $1,400. To be put in the OB emergency level for, like, unit. How much did that cost? I was like $1,932. What? To be in the postpartum unit that cost two thousand three to eight dollars just to be there before anything else to have a not c-section birth it was two thousand eight hundred and fifteen dollars you have to pay to have your own child yes epidural that was $9,555. I think you can handle the pain next time. To be in the labor room, additional time. I don't even know what that means. Maybe it's because I almost passed out. Oh, man. $7,230. No. Did you know that? No. It says 30 minutes extra. 30 minutes for $7,000? I don't know that. I didn't look through this. The recovery room, 30 minutes extra, $2,060. And for the first hour, $1,672. What? For me to get a urine drug screen, it was $824. Okay. I could have told them you were on drugs. For my amniotic fluid, just to make sure that my water did break,43 so in total for me to have landon 43 000 and that is crazy that's ridiculous that's like a brand new car the fact that that's how much it costs just to bring a baby into the world is absolutely insane luckily we do have insurance but it should not be that expensive so are you gonna do a home birth

Have a fucking good time. Let's go to fucking Monaco now, huh? Let's fucking move. Let's go. What the fuck is going on out here?

Jordan! Your dad's coming. Something about the American Express bill? You got any fucking stock? Okay, where were you? He's coming, he's coming. Make some shit up. So I think if we short Pfizer... $430,000 in one month, Jordy? Huh? Four hundred and fucking thirty thousand fucking dollars in one fucking month! Morning. They're business expenses. Relax. Business expenses? Yes. Jordy, look what you got here. What? this $26,000 for one fucking month morning the business expense of a lot of things shorty what you got here what look at this twenty six thousand dollars for one fucking dinner okay no no no this could be explained that we had client we have five the Pfizer client right the porterhouse from Argentina expensive champagne the white we had to buy champagne and you go to all the fucking sides tell them about the side where the side side side twenty six thousand dollars worth the sides what are these sides that cure cancer the sides did cure sides. Sides? $26,000 worth of sides? What are these sides? Did cure cancer? The sides did cure cancer. That's the problem. That's why they were expensive. Shut the fuck up. I'm serious.

You were gambling and like consistently winning. How were you able to do that? Was there a strategy behind this or was it luck? Not playing perfect blackjack, the odds of you losing are like 80%. Realistically, the strategy, which is not mathematically a good strategy, but I always just raise the bet until I win. So say I lose $20,000 on a blackjack hand, and the next one just put down $30,000 and you lose, put down $50,000, put down $6,000, And either it ends in devastation or you're good.

day by day and night by night

But I just can't date a dude with a vag. When we fell in love, you made my heart...

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Sous-titres par Jérémy Diaz

Hey, sorry I'm late. My name is Brian, Senior Associate of JP Morgan. So, what do you want? Hey, hello Brian. I'm here for the final round interview for... I'm joking, I'm joking. I'm kidding with you. This is final round? Yes, that's right. Yes, okay. No pressure. What's your name? My name is Mike. Mike. Okay, nice to meet you, Mike. No pressure, as always. Good luck to you. Thank you. Let's get started. Okay. All right. First question. Are you... Okay, nice to meet you, Mike. No pressure, as always. Good luck to you. Thank you. And let's get started. Okay. All right. First question. Are you using AI? I am not. No, I'm currently... I'm joking. Oh. Okay, I can see you're not using AI. Don't worry. Okay. so the first question actual question and I want quick answers from you is what's the formula for extended cost of equity? All right. So the formula for extended cost of equity is cost of equity equals risk minus free rate plus a beta, which is times market risk premium. I think that's it. Good, good, good. I like that answer. I want a fast answer this time. All right, sorry. Okay, what's the formula for extended enterprise value? Quick, quick. The formula for extended enterprise value. It's enterprise value plus market value of investment minus cash and classic equivalent right right great okay what's 3696 divided by 0.4 uh that would be pretty close to 9 240 great wow okay nice easy easy questions though mike quick maths yeah

Меня волнует вопрос, у тебя есть парень? А туту? Тебе засадить? А, я ж тебя не знаю. А выпиваешь? Ну да. Да? Да. Ну так давай засажу. У меня вот такой. Я просто не хочу. Ну так что, будешь? Сейчас не хочу, но спасибо. А ты хочешь? Я буду. Будешь? Да. Я не с тобой говорил. Они что такое? Отлично, забирай!

Всё, ставлю последние. Ну ща-то я отыграюсь. Браток, чё хотел? Вася, бро. Ты чё ещё за хрен? Знайте его. Вася, браток. Это чё? Браток, ты чё щас кинул? Ты кинул распальцовку? Слушай сюда. Я тебе кое-что скажу. И ещё раз кинь. Заня, да не надо. Не-не-не, погоди. Кинь ещё раз, и я тебе покажу. А ты чё злой-то? Распальцовку кинь, и увидишь, как я тебе еб... давай. Давай. Кинь, да, распальцовку. И увидишь... и еще раз кинь. Саня, да не надо. Не-не-не, погоди. Кинь еще раз, и я тебе покажу. А ты чё злой-то? Распальцовку кинь, и увидишь, как я тебе еб***ю давай. Давай. Кидай распальцовку, и увидишь, я тебе прям щас уе***. Давай попробуй. Я же поздоровался. Давай ещё раз, и я тебя еб... Любое движение руками, я тебя тут же хлопаю. Пошёл отсюда, пока зубы не про... Ну, если что, дай знать. Э, слышь, ещё раз покажи. Э, э, это видео, это видео.

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So yeah, that's the goal. Show up to the casino with all my assets, sell it at the front door for $500,000, go into the casino for two hours max, no longer, no less, leave the casino, purchase my assets back, and then pay off all of the debt. How did Steve at this rate lose a million and I lost half a million? That means we lost like 150 hands in a row. Tomorrow morning, I'm borrowing $2 million from anyone.

Мисс Кузи, здорово, я Опто. Хай. Как зовут? София. А ты как, хочешь увидеть моего монстра? А что? Моего монстра хочешь? Не, спасибо. Он здоровый, уверена? Он у меня мощный. Раз, два, бесплатно. Я пас. Ну чё? Такого я возьму. А ты о каком подумала? У тебя грязные мысли. А еще ты в камере.

Thank you.

What will you do? Rebuild it? Just the way it was, brick to brick.

How you doing? How you doing man? Do I look like I'm okay to you? Do I look okay to you? I'm sorry.