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Anthony. Yeah. Did you see that the U.S. actually bombed Iran today? Yeah, I saw that. What do you think about that? It's a classic dictator strategy. Always trying to start a war to distract us from all the shit going on in the country. Distracts the media, first of all, because they're all talking about, you know, a world war three is going to pop off. And it takes away media attention from the protests going on, from the economy tanking. What do you think this is going to lead to now that we've attacked them? On the one hand, Iran can't really do anything about it. And from a strategic standpoint, Russia can't really do anything about it either. They've spent all of their military power in Ukraine thanks to the Biden administration and their handling of that. So there's not really anybody that's there to oppose it, but it's just unnecessary to start with and could cause a lot of issues economically. Iran currently controls the Strait of Hormuz, which is the water passage that a lot of oil gets shipped out on and a lot of other trade as well. So if that gets disrupted because of this, then we could see oil prices shoot up. How do you think this is going to affect the average American? I'm not concerned in the sense that we're like directly threatened, but if I start a war, we could see people who are currently in the army who are relatively safe right now are suddenly being sent to the Middle East again. We could see the war as an excuse to brand people as un-American because they oppose it, increase gas prices, or just dislike of us in the world because we're starting another unnecessary war, you know, American imperialism and all that. Do you think this is the start of World War III? I think it's the closest we've ever been. I don't know if it's going to be the start or not. It just depends on how Iran and Russia react and what Israel does with this. If we just bomb these sites and we leave it at that, probably not. But if this is used as a pretext to put troops down, maybe. We've been kind of in a Cold War for a long time, and this could be the start of it popping off. Didn't Trump need Congress's approval in order to actually initiate these strikes? It's a bit of a gray area. The president does have the authority to initiate certain emergency military actions, but there hasn't been any type of state of emergency declared or really any justification for this. Whether or not he could legally do it is a little gray, but, you know, as we've seen from the last couple months, you know, what is legal and what is not has gone out the window. So I don't think anything's going to come of it from a legal standpoint. What do you think about all of the Republicans who are now saying they don't agree with this, they didn't want to get involved in this war? I'm sure they believe that now, but...

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We've been spending most of our lives living in the gangster's paradise. We've been spending most of our lives living in the gangster's paradise. We keep spending most of our lives living in the gangster's paradise. We keep spending most of our lives living in the gangster's paradise. Look at the situation they got me facing. I can't live a normal life. I was raised by the state. We'll be right back. Outro Music

Graduates, I want all of you to look to the person on your left. I'm serious, look to the person on your left. Look to the right. Now look up at the ceiling. Good boy. Shut your fucking mouth! From freshman to freshman, we learned so many lessons. Hold up. Like how to stand ten. Toes down, hold up, slow down. And as Nicki Minaj once said, go to school, graduate, get your own. Because when it's all said and done, they can say what they want about you, but they can't take it from you. Congratulations class of 2025. To start things off, I'd like all of us to say chicken jockey after I count to three. One, two, three. Chicken jockey. One of the things I learned from Kendrick Lamar is that if you scream a certain word, then it sounds cool. So I love on TV Off when he screams, MUSTARD!

No manches, cómo me preocupan los misiles que andan tirando. ¡Qué miedo, güey! Ay, mijo, si a tu colonia no llega ni el agua, ¿qué vergas va a estar llegando un misil, pinche ridículo?

Chimpancini, bananini o tralalero, tralalán. A ti por el siempre sucio es que te dan.

What is that? What are you supposed to be? I'm the three-hole punch version of Jim. Because he can have me either way, plain white Jim, or three-hole punch. That's great. Yeah. Yeah? Well, look, what about me? What are you? A monk? I'm a Sith Lord. No big deal.

Ghosted Therapy, green flag. That's a green flag. Green flag. Green flag. Green flag. I mean, I'll be a green flag, but that don't be happening. Green flag. Green flag. Many green flags. If they do all the housework and only cook for me, but they only cook chicken, it's still a green flag because you're making an effort. Red flag. I don't like chicken. Red flag. Girl, that's a green flag. Green flag. I don't need you to cook. That's a green flag. Girl, what are these? Yes, green flag boots. What is this? Green flag, love. Green flag. Girl, that's a green flag. Green flag. I don't need you to cook. That's green flag. Girl, what are these? Yes, green flag boots. What is this? Green flag, love. Green flag. Are we talking about Conrad Fisher here? It's so me. It's green flag. Red flag. Green flag. Oh, that's a 10 out of 10. Green flag. Green flag. I need it, actually. I don't know how to drive. Green flag. Green flag? If they're doing for me, it's a green flag. Green flag. Green flag. I love a drama. Crazy. That is the reddest flag. Clifford Red. Red. Red flag. Green flag. It's all a green flag. Invites me to everything except for spring break. What are you doing on spring break? Red flag. Oh, red flag. What are you trying to hide? Red flag? Red flag. Green flag If they declare their love to me a day before my wedding, that's a red flag Because don't you see me in love right now? Red flag, duh That's a red flag A red flag Green flag Oh, girl, that's a red flag Yeah, chop it up Red flag. Red flag. Red flag. Green flag. Oh, girl, that's a red flag. Yeah, chop it up. Red flag. Red flag. Red flag. Green flag. Everything was supposed to be red is green.

I'll get it. No, no, you probably not wearing... Oh, God, she's under the table. Holy fuck. What? You're doing that on purpose. What? What am I doing? You're doing that on purpose. What am I doing? Dude, you're... I'm not. Doing what? I can't. I can't. I just can't. What? Nah, bro. What am I doing? Nick. The mirror, the mirror the mirror I didn't know that was there either

You guys are very beautiful by the way. Wait, oh my... You look like I show speed! Sorry. Oh, gosh. I've been there all night. Yeah, yeah. I've been there all day. And it can be nuts. I'm bored. Got me workin' side to side. It's the statue of Little B! Yeah? I'm about to shit my pants. What? No, don't wipe it off, dude. Dude, where's the money at, bro? Well, I gotta go to the ATM, man. The fuck you mean you need to go to the ATM bro? Oh my god I knew that was you bro Shaq bro Shaquille O'Neal bro Shaq man You Shaq bro Shaquille O'Neal Shaq You wanna look like Shaq dude? No, I'm saying you should kill Neil meal bro. And what do I owe this place?

¿Qué opina usted de las drogas en México? No, pues está muy cara. Aguas, la chota.

¿Según tú conoces más de 20 idiomas? Sí. ¿Cuál hablas mejor? De hablar ninguno, pero sé que existen.

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Oh, so we're copying Brooke Monk now? Trust me, I'm not copying her. She's copying me. Just, like, annoying. Just annoying. It gave Piggie vibes. I can't even watch now. It's so embarrassing. Because, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, it's so... Ugh. Outro Music

Estamos en una calle muy peligrosa debido a este bache olvidado, donde gracias a Dios no ha habido ningún accidente.

I'm going to make a cake with the ingredients I bought at the supermarket. I bought a cake with the ingredients I bought at the supermarket. I bought a cake with the ingredients I bought at the supermarket. I bought a cake with the ingredients I bought at the supermarket. I bought a cake with the ingredients I bought at the supermarket. I bought a cake with the ingredients I bought at the supermarket. I bought a cake with the ingredients I bought at the supermarket. I bought a cake with the ingredients I bought at the supermarket. I'm going to make a right what is going on here is that our horse hey what's wrong with these guys come on we've got we've got to sort them out now they're throwing stuff at a horse horse. What's that all about? All right, here we go. This guy's about to get busted. Wow. Hey, look at this, boys. I was a bit pre-emptive there with the attack. Wow. Graphics are mad. We are playing on the PS5 Pro. And this looks awesome. This looks awesome. I am so excited for this now. Look at this. Wow. She's just gonna Wow She's just gonna throw out on the floor and just talk to them all Yeah this one now this one Don't call me a crazy bitch Oi! Don't call me a crazy bitch. Oi boys, this is class. We never actually finished Assassin's Creed Shadows. And that was similar and fun. This looks as promising if not even better oh look at that for a block damn that's cold that's cold that's that's cold. That's cold. That's 10,000 euros.

It was really nice talking to you. Yeah, you were chill, I guess. Okay, I'm gonna go now. Bye, Pookie. Okay, bye. No, you hang up first. Oh, yeah, I got you, bro. I can stream that shit. Oh, my God, hit it. I'm so excited. Oh, shit. Wait, what the fuck was that? What the fuck is that? Yo, is there, like like something on your lips? My lips? Wait, can you put the camera a little closer so I can see? There's never been time for me anymore. Like, when's the last time we went on a date? Wait, wait, wait. Like, what are you doing right now? Cue music. Lights off. now cue music lights off you're always using me for content you don't even talk to me in real life like you only call me when you're on stream and you're streaming five hours a day constantly like you only talk to your chat if you don't end the stream right now i'm gonna break up with you like actually yo chat what should i do

Don't go wasting your emotion. Lay on your love of me.

Happy New Year, Happy New Year Little things, like your naughty eyes

🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 We need more. Get down! Just us out in London town! I really want to come pick you up with you. You'll be my American boy. He said, hey sister, it's really nice to meet you. I just met this 5'7 guy who's just my type. I like the way he's speaking. His confidence is peaking. Don't like his bad knees, but all my life was underneath underneath it And no, I ain't into M.I.A. I heard that Cali never ate The mule don't fly away I'll show you to my bedroom I'm liking this American boy American boy Take me on a trip I'd like to go someday Take me to New York I'd love to see LA I really want to Come figure with you You'll be my American boy American boy American boy Thank you. American Boy What? Talk that slick talk I can miss American boy American boy Take me on a trip I'd like to go someday

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Stop! Stop! Who? Emma! Who the fuck is Emma? Oh, shit! Oh, Emma! Emma! Go, go now! We didn't, okay? We are friends of, of Emma. Like, we just met her and we were... Oh, shit! Stop! Stop! Give it to me, motherfucker! Show me what you got! Whoa, whoa! Strong-ass little white girl. Are you okay? Oh shit she's got spray No no no Please don't put it up That's what you're asking Be calm Calm

I listen to God when he speaks to me. A pious girl. Usually he tells me to form an army, 5,000 women strong, and to go around and gut all men, and leave their entrails as offerings.

Wait, wait, wait, what's your body count again? Oh, well, I never really talk to anyone, so I'm on zero. Wait, zero? That's, like, really good. Yeah, wait, what's yours? Oh, mine? Uh, let me check my list. List?

🎵 Music 🎵 Pabuhat yung tawag mo. You guys don't have the same personality. Ay, no, I'm not everyone's company. 🎵 Music 🎵

I'm not even joking when I say this, but this whole men, men, men trend might be the worst thing to happen all 2025. Tell me why the fuck I'm seeing motherfuckers go up to random people at parks and start recording them with this whole men, men, men audio. This dude is just chilling on a swing, doing absolutely nothing wrong, and this person has the audacity to go out of their way and start fucking recording him for no reason. That dude is literally minding his own business, and you're the one who's going out of your way to try and paint him as some sort of villain when he's literally just fucking on a swing, bro. Most of these videos are just, like, recording random people without their consent, and that's just not- literally minding his own business and you're the one who's going out of your way to try and paint him as some sort of villain when he's literally just fucking on a swing bro most of these videos are just like recording random people without their consent and that's just not okay because i can guarantee you that this motherfucker has no idea that he's being recorded and posted on the fucking internet if i was in this kid's situation and i was being posted on the internet like this without even fucking knowing, I would be pissed, bro. And also, can we talk about the fact that we're still doing fucking gender wars in 2025? Can we just learn to fucking gender wars in 2025? Can we just learn to love and respect each other a little bit more? And that goes for men, too, bro. There are so many men who go out and post disgusting shit about women on the internet all the fucking time. That shit's not okay, bro. Gender wars in the big 25 is cringe as fuck.