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No AI in this interview. Could you please show me a screen now? Uh, sure. Yes. Can you see that? I see myself. Could you please go ahead and show me your other tabs you have currently browsing around? Yeah, sure. So I just have the Google Docs and parking, LinkedIn, some random searches here. Yeah. Okay. Seems to be pretty believable because, you know, your answers were really good, actually. So I just want to make sure. Okay, perfect. Lots of people have been using that a lot. But anyways, we can proceed with the next interview question. So why should we hire you? So I believe it would be, sorry, I believe I would be a strong fit for this role because I bring a combination of just relevant skills, experience, and a proactive attitude.

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No matter how hard you study in college, there's always gonna be that Chinese kid that does better than you. And I'm not even racist, I'm also a chi- Alright, but hear me out. I have spent the past three days locked away in my room. Prex problems, prex test, mock test, flashcard, the whole fucking shebang. My friends will invite me to the dining hall, and I have to say no because I have to study. Girthy story short, I've been putting myself through hell and back. But I'm a Chinese, so I have to get A. Did I get A? No. I got my test back and I got an 82. Well, that's great because you passed. No! You know that Asian friend, that Chinese friend? Yeah. He got an 82 and well that's great because you passed no you know that asian friend that chinese friend yeah he got 96 this dumb ass motherfucker comes to lecture once a month and is sleeping sleeping so i found out his chinese ass god and i had to ask him how he studied and he showed me this method apparently this sneaky bastard has been recording his lectures the entire semester but there's an called Turbo AI and it can record and transcribe your lecture and make notes from it. And a study guide. And a quiz. And flashcards. Like, my ass was spending 20 minutes making a quiz. He was spending 20 minutes studying from the quiz that this app already made him. What the fu- Anyway, that's how the smart Chinese kids do it. So, listen to them.

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This old Bible was printed in 1812. 1812. But the first name is 1797. It was found discarded in a dumpster in Aiken, South Carolina. An evil speaker cannot lie here. Along with a trove of documents. The nation's oldest mason succumbs at 93. I'm going to show you what's inside and maybe you can help me put the pieces together. 1828, 1857, 1893, 1921 in Minneapolis. From New York to Minnesota. This is Terry. This is the lady who gave it to me. Here's one tool. Brought it to Joe Fell. 1857, 1893, 1921 in Minneapolis. From New York to Minnesota. This is Terry. This is the lady who gave it to me. Terry Lynn Toole brought it to Joe Fells, September 17th, 2025. Contains the Apocrypha. The Apocrypha is books of the Bible that used to be in there, but was removed in the Protestant Reformation of the 15th century. Having it in the Bible in 1812 would have been considered heretical in Protestant America. The book of Esedrus, the book of Tobit, the book of Judith, the book of Esther, which are found neither in the Hebrew nor in the Bible in 1812 would have been considered heretical in Protestant America. The book of Isidrus, the book of Tobit, the book of Judith, the book of Esther, which are found neither in the Hebrew nor in the Shaldean. That's an interesting part. Cleopatra. Cleopatra is an Egyptian reference. Babylon. Nebuchadnezzar. The wisdom of Solomon, the purported wisest man on The wisdom of Jesus, the son of Siraj, aka Ecclesiasticus. Uncertain author. The grandfather of Jesus. I studied about my whole life and never heard none of this dude baruch history of the destruction of bell and the dragon cut off from the end of daniel daniel is a book with a ton of end time prophecies bell that's another pronunciation of bail a pagan god the symbol for the devil and who the fuck is the dragon and why was it cut off from the end of Daniel? This was marked in here. One page book, couple one page books, and it was marked. Should we key in on that? The end time removed from Daniel, one of the wisest men in the Old Testament who foretold the dreams and the destruction to come. Prayer of Manassas, king of Judah, while he was a captive in Babylon. Babylon has a bunch of other end time shit. First Maccabees. Second book of Maccabees. A letter of the Jews from Jerusalem to Egypt. The Jews wrote a letter to the Jews captured in Egypt? A lot of Egypt shit, man. It's not in the Bible. Think about Egypt. Pyramid civilization. Sun gods rebirth. Interesting. And then the New Testament. 213 years old. The Apocrypha is placed after the Old Testament and before the New Testament. You would think the information in it is before jesus and after the old testament why'd they take it out well now see what his family number 706 that's the area code for augustine oh man

Whether you are a Christian or not, I need you to watch this video to the end. Don't skip it, don't worry, just take the message from it and you can apply it in whatever you want to apply it. If you do not watch another video today, make sure that you watch this video from the start to the end. It's going to be a very lengthy video, but I want you to save it. If you can't watch it immediately, save it and come back to it later. This message is for somebody. It's for somebody. It's on a topic I had spoken about before. But this night I got a deeper understanding and insight. Before we go, let's say a quick prayer. Because I need your mind to understand what I'm about to say. So in the name of Jesus, Father, give your children understanding. Let their understanding be flooded with light. Let them understand what I'm about to say give me all trance i want to say this in one go and say the way you want your children to hear and how you can bless them in jesus name amen so i had to make this prayer on camera because i always pray before my content but this particular prayer is for you so as you're watching this video let your mind be open please this video is continuing from talking up when i said if you're not speaking over your life somebody else is speaking over your life words are very powerful and it might be something that was said to you that is keeping you where you are that sometimes i've tried everything humanly possible but it just feels like life is not going the direction where you want life to go. Right? Something has been said that is walking against you. That you might not be aware of. Right? But you can see pressures. We are praying to God. Everything is, you know, we are free and we are all free. But you need to renew your mind. and the way you renew your mind is by speaking the word of God. You don't change bad thoughts. You don't change negative thoughts with positive thoughts you change negative thoughts and negative words with the word of god so you're going to use your mouth and speak the things that are going to happen in your life so when you accept christ you become free a new creature all things are passed away yes however you need to use your mouth to declare that word of god has been given to you so that the years of programming and conditioning you can start becoming a new person here that is in crisis a new man but i'm not here to preach to you i'm just here to give you insight now why are words powerful if we look at the thread from the bible it all started with the word he said in john john 1 verse 1 think, in the beginning was the word and the word was with God and the word was God.

Anybody who's done a study abroad knows that it is actually fake life. You'll be sitting in a coffee shop like, I kind of want a croissant. And your friend's like, why don't we just go to Paris? And you book a flight for the following weekend. Me and my flatmates still talk about it all the time. Like, when did we study? And a couple months after you get home, you forget it happened. And it feels like a fever dream.

What's your background? My background? Your CV. I've been with the firm for two and a half years working with Eric that whole time, but I hold a doctorate in engineering specialty in propulsion from MIT with a bachelor's from Penn. What is a specialty in propulsion exactly? My thesis was a study in the ways that friction ratios affect steering outcomes in aeronautical use under reduced gravity loads. So you're a rocket scientist? I was. How did you end up here? It's all just numbers really, just changing what you're adding up and to speak freely. The money here is yours. You're a rocket scientist. I was. How did you end up here? It's all just numbers, really. Just changing what you're adding up and to speak freely. The money here is considerably more attractive.

Here's how you know it's not love. And this goes back to a simple and yet, I think, deeply insightful observation from Franz Kafka, in which he writes, When I love someone, I place them on a pedestal so high above me, it feels like I will never reach them. And this is not love, this is idealization. It's a crush, if you will. It's love at a distance. And here's the thing. A crush is safe because. This is idealization. It's a crush, if you will. It's love at a distance. And here's the thing. A crush is safe because a crush can't hurt you. It exists in your mind. In fact, they may not even know that you like them. In fact, Nietzsche once said, be careful when you fall in love that you don't fall in love with the idea of them. And the thing about a crush is sometimes it's okay. It's like training wheels. you fall in love that you don't fall in love with the idea of them. And the thing about a crush is sometimes it's okay. It's like training wheels for love. You get to explore your feelings without risking it all. And yet true love is when you know them exactly for who they are. That is love. True love is when you love them. A crush is when you love them from a distance.

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Hello! Why does Queen Victoria look like a stiff wax figure in her photos? Few people know she was the first photo retoucher in history. Victoria never matched the beauty ideals of her time. Back then, delicate women with narrow waists and a fragile appearance were preferred. In the early years of her reign, the people only saw her in paintings. There she could be portrayed as slimmer, taller, and more glamorous. But with the advent of photography, the queen became afraid. She did not want people to see her unfiltered face. Then photographer William Edward Kilburn came into play. He revealed the decisive trick. By scratching on the photo plate, one could smooth wrinkles, remove skin blemishes, and even improve the hair. Victoria was thrilled and became addicted to retouching. By scratching on the photo plate, one could smooth wrinkles, remove skin blemishes, and even improve the hair. Victoria was thrilled and became addicted to retouching. Soon, her photos looked like those of shop window mannequins. Newspapers protested, demanding unedited pictures. But Victoria ignored them.

Today we're going to try and get rejected from unis that have a 100% acceptance rate. We're starting off with Utah Valley University. As you can see, their acceptance rate is actually 100%. Today we're going to try and make that 99.9%. The first thing I did was apply by the name Harry Minch, which to be fair, Americans wouldn't even understand. For that I say, I'm way too lazy to write it myself, so I'm just going to ask unis to make the worst ever college application. Like I'm talking gambling addicts Or probably drop out within the first week You get the vibe Like there's no way uni is willingly going to accept a student That literally said blackjack is my whole personality So I guess we'll find out if they do

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Wallahi, I need to get on my deen. Bro, I knew Johanam was bad and everything, but tell me why I thought it was just like a bit of fire? It's so much worse than that. Your skin will be burned and then replaced continuously, so the pain is never dulled. And the fire is 70 times hotter than the one in this world. Iron hammers will crush heads and then the bones will reassemble. And the process just repeats itself forever. There's no light, no air, there's just black smoke everywhere that will suffocate you And the fire will burn you from the inside as well, not just externally You'll have clothing made out of molten copper which will burn your skin You'll be forced to drink boiling hot water and puss Yes, the things that come out of pimples Some sinners will be made to drink boiling hot water and puss. Yes, the things that come out of pimples. Some sinners will be made to eat and drink until their intestines burst and then the entire process is just repeated. Some people will be dragged face down across boiling water and fire. When you cry away from BTS, it will be blood. People who lied or gossiped or spread evil or through their words will have their lips ripped apart they'll have their tongues cut off with scissors or have their tongues pulled off won't just be physical torture they'll be emotional and psychological you'll be humiliated and mocked and you'll cry for help but receive none you'll also be restrained with iron collars their lips ripped apart they'll have their tongues cut off with scissors or have their tongues pulled off won't just be physical torture they'll be emotional and psychological you'll be humiliated and mocked and you'll cry for help but receive none you'll also be restrained with iron collars and shackled weighing you down you'll also be made to eat from the tree of zakum which has a bitter thorny plant which burns and chokes inside of the stomach and the pain is eternal it will never end it will just keep going and going and going may allah forgive us for everything