Business Entertainment: Viral TikTok Examples

No AI in this interview. Could you please show me a screen now? Uh, sure. Yes. Can you see that? I see myself. Could you please go ahead and show me your other tabs you have currently browsing around? Yeah, sure. So I just have the Google Docs and parking, LinkedIn, some random searches here. Yeah. Okay. Seems to be pretty believable because, you know, your answers were really good, actually. So I just want to make sure. Okay, perfect. Lots of people have been using that a lot. But anyways, we can proceed with the next interview question. So why should we hire you? So I believe it would be, sorry, I believe I would be a strong fit for this role because I bring a combination of just relevant skills, experience, and a proactive attitude.

John? Is that you? Wait, THE John? Hey guys. I haven't seen John in like four months. Haven't even really interacted with him in any meaningful way online either. In fact, I think he may have muted me on Slack. He pretty much just works from whatever beach he happens to be on at any given moment, single-handedly keeping our infrastructure alive. This is our John appearance counter for the year. As you can see, it's really stacking up its attendance. The staging circuit went down again, and I think it's because of that environment variable you made called do not remove. I mean, but there's also this do not remove this one for real. Which one actually even matters? Oh, don't worry about it. I'll make sure to touch that up when I get the chance later. Oh, okay. Oh, hey, I also was talking to the team and floating the idea about changing some of our code base and updating it to something besides COBOL. No, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. Do not touch that. Haven't you heard about a little thing called job security? Yeah, but nobody on the team even knows how to write in COBOL. Exactly. Let's keep it that way. He was one of the... haven't you heard about a little thing called job security? Yeah, but nobody on the team even knows how to write in COBOL. Exactly. Let's keep it that way. He was one of the first devs here, and he basically built the entire codebase in his own personal language. Nobody understands it but him, and now he's got more leverage than the CEO, because if John ever leaves, the company pretty much does too. It's all there. A full step-by-step process on how to essentially be him. This guy's insane. Can you forward that to me? So it would appear John has been working on a little side project on his own. A full guide on how to become the highest paid engineer at a company. It breaks down every step on how to become the one dev who knows how everything runs. I know what I'll be reading over the weekend. Alright everyone, peace out. Got to pack for San Diego tomorrow. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Russell, are you there? Yeah, yeah, I'm here. Okay, next question. Can you talk through how you do a binary search tree traversal? Yeah, traversal. So there are three main things that I would do. In-order, pre-order, post-order. In-order, visit left node, tree node, right subtree, and that prints values in sorted order. pre node tree node right subtree and that prints values in sorted order pre node node left right and then post node left right node right

Oh my god, so much to do. There's too many folders, too many places to look. I can't do that. Inbox empty. Yes. Seriously, where is this document? Yeah. God, why is someone calling? Hi, how can- Another Zoom meeting? Glad to help. Yeah. Uh-huh. Have a great day. Debra, how are you so chill right now? I literally love saying that. Huh? What? Oh. You're using all the wrong tools. You need an all-in-one platform. Coda and Grammarly to streamline your work. Come on. I'll show you. Check it out. Karen just sent me a just checking in email. Exactly. But Grammarly actually caught that. So now it's assigning owners and project timelines and I don't have to talk to Karen anymore. Genius. Yeah, that's why code is deleting all in one workspace. I mean, you can access over 500 data sources in it. She left. OK. You know, it can turn data into insights. Oh, my God. Everything is in here. I mean, I can find everything so quickly. And I'm done early. Come on, Deborah. Let's go. Because you love being efficient. Let's go.

Hi guys, we have a new member of our team. Meet Sarah. She's our new bytecode cleanup specialist. Hi guys. Uh, hi there. So, wait, so what does that even mean? Just somebody to redo whatever Josh does? Why are you pointing that at me? You know why. And just when you think you've seen everything in tech, this company goes and hires a person whose entire job is to undo everything another person does. Yo, just pushed a tiny update to prod. Don't worry, told AI to make it scalable this time. And of course, as always, make no mistakes. Sarah. On it. Yeah, I'm not sure if the company knows this or not, but I don't think Josh knows how to code at all. Like, I only started here three days ago, and it's already really obvious. So, how long has Josh been working here? It's long enough to ruin about ten of my weekends, is what I'd say. And do you remember what his background is at all? Like, are we sure he knows how to code? You know, I've technically been doing this new cleanup role for like 11 months now. Cleaning up all of Josh's nonsense commits. I haven't been paid a cent extra. Am I resentful about that? No, not at all. Wait, what are you doing? Are you trying to clean up his AI slot by dropping it into AI? Don't scream that out loud. I was just trying to see what it thought about the code snippet having better results. I know we're like four weeks away from hiring a vibe coding cleanup coding cleanup fixer.

Caroline, we have to let you go. We found out that you have three jobs. Yeah, so I do have three jobs, but everything's fine because I attend all my Zoom meetings. The main concern here is that corporate policy requires a full transparent fee and that no conflicts of interest arise. Wait, that makes no sense. I am very organized. I take all of my notes. It's on minutes. So everything's very organized and I never miss a deadline. I understand you're juggling a lot, Caroline, but it's a matter of company policy and the expectations we have for commitment. It's not just about attendance, but also about transparency and trust. I'm able to attend everything, and I have all my notes. That's proof that I can juggle everything. We have to consider the bigger picture. It's not just about the meetings, but also about maintaining trust and avoiding conflicts of interest. Okay, but my other jobs literally don't have any conflict of interest with this job I have currently. I need to talk to someone else about this because I don't think this is fair at all. You're welcome to speak with HR or even higher management to review the situation. I will do that. Have a good day.

Hey, sorry I'm late. My name is Brian, Senior Associate of JP Morgan. So, what do you want? Hey, hello Brian. I'm here for the final round interview for... I'm joking, I'm joking. I'm kidding with you. This is final round? Yes, that's right. Yes, okay. No pressure. What's your name? My name is Mike. Mike. Okay, nice to meet you, Mike. No pressure, as always. Good luck to you. Thank you. Let's get started. Okay. All right. First question. Are you... Okay, nice to meet you, Mike. No pressure, as always. Good luck to you. Thank you. And let's get started. Okay. All right. First question. Are you using AI? I am not. No, I'm currently... I'm joking. Oh. Okay, I can see you're not using AI. Don't worry. Okay. so the first question actual question and I want quick answers from you is what's the formula for extended cost of equity? All right. So the formula for extended cost of equity is cost of equity equals risk minus free rate plus a beta, which is times market risk premium. I think that's it. Good, good, good. I like that answer. I want a fast answer this time. All right, sorry. Okay, what's the formula for extended enterprise value? Quick, quick. The formula for extended enterprise value. It's enterprise value plus market value of investment minus cash and classic equivalent right right great okay what's 3696 divided by 0.4 uh that would be pretty close to 9 240 great wow okay nice easy easy questions though mike quick maths yeah

Hey, how are you? Hey, I'm good, thanks. Hey, I took a look at your CV quickly right before this for two seconds, and I was pretty impressed by it, I have to say. Thank you. I've studied hard. Okay, great. Are you nervous for the interview? Well, a bit, but I think I'm ready for it. Okay, because I'm going to be asking you some hard-hitting questions right now. So you have to think quickly on your feet. Go for it. I'll do my best. Okay. Well, the first question, very, very, very simple question, is walk me through a discounted cash flow analysis quickly. Oh, a discounted flow analysis. Yes. So DCF. well a nutshell, is basically how we figure out what a company is worth by looking at its future cash flow. So first you project the company's free cash flow. For example, let's say the next five or 10 years. That involves making some educated guesses about revenue growth, expenses and investments and how all that will influence the cash flow of the business generating. And next you would need to account for the time value of money so you would discount those from the future cash flow. Typically the company's weighted average cost of capital that reflects their risks. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. All right.

You're saying it's too late to make it, but is it too late to try? I'm sorry.

I'm going to show you guys how to use ChatGPT, NanoBanana to make a regular picture that you take on your iPhone, upload it and give it a GQ or a really like a portrait style photo. So let's dive right into how to do that. So how you're going to do that is, first off, you're going to need to go to Gemini and you'll see over here you can create an image. So you click on Create Image and you'll see now there's NanoBanana connected or selected. I'm gonna go ahead and click Upload File and then from there I'm going to get this test GQ and then this is all you have to say is write this as a JSON prompt. Okay so now it's going to give it like a JSON prompt. This is really good for kind of like what you're wanting to do and then I'm going to show you how quickly it is to use Nano Banana to make that same image. So I'm gonna hit that button there, paste it, and then I'm gonna go ahead and upload the file of me. This is just me taking a picture with my iPhone at my desk. And then we're gonna go ahead and hit Submit. And we're gonna go ahead and see how good Nano Banana is and how quickly you can make changes and updates to it by the way if you use chat GPT's image generator it's great but it takes forever this thing is so fast look at that so right there from one prompt it did all of those things super fast and let's just say we just we don't want any magazine cover or whatever we just wanted to have a more of a portrait look so we'll go ahead and click on nano banana upload the iPhone footage and then I have a little Jason JSON prompt right here that I put in and basically it's just going to be more of a portrait rather than On the cover of the magazine, so it's just gonna. It's just gonna be more of a portrait type look And look at that isn't that crazy like how quickly like that can change Let's I want to smile a little bit Okay, so we're gonna say hey. let's keep my smile like the original photo. There you go.

Holy shit, you got a whole store in there. That's right, baby. I'm an entrepreneur. Look at this. Good for you. Thanks. Designer yet orthopedic. I don't look like anything I put on my feet. They look like alien shoes. Well, they are from whatever planet Kanye's from, but don't judge them to you. Try them on, brother. Come on. These are genuine recycled algae. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. Oh, my goodness. Look at that. Son, these shoes are golden. How much? Aftermarket, these go for about $350,000. Shit. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Now, I'm willing to give them to you for $200. Son, I can't tell my wife I paid $200 for a pair of algae shoes. Brother, I smell what you're stepping in, okay? so i'm gonna sweeten the pot now for for $300 I know oh hold on a second hear me out I'm throwing the Chanel purse all right now this will retail well over a thousand dollars you ain't gonna find a better replica than this she won't know the difference

$95,000. $95,000 is what the guards, the live-in guards, will be making down at Alligator Alcatraz. So I want you to look at a couple photos. This is on Indeed, I believe it was. And just shy of $95,000. You'd be unarmed, you'd be living, and it'd be about 60 hours a week. It's like $25, $30 an hour. It's not that great, but everything's paid for. But we have the opportunity to save some folks. Infiltration time? so I say everyone apply for it you know you have the opportunity to do something great. Now, I obviously only recommend this for folks with nothing left to lose or folks with no responsibilities because this is going to be an undertaking. But I think it's possible to infiltrate.